Link Building Bad-Guys - If it Sounds Too Good to Be True

I got a form submission to my site this weekme in a Beauty Pageant once.
requesting a link exchange. I smiled as I read it,Syntax That Looks (Dare I Say It?) Foreign, But
because it is the classic case of someone tryingThe Name Does Not
to take advantage of a site with a good pageI encourage you to use anyone presenting you
rank (PR). Let me tell you what goodies itwith valid, reputable, and related links to your site
contained.no matter where in the world these come from.
Bad AddressAs I peruse this email, though, I see random
"Sam" seems to think it is unimportant for me tocapital letters, the pronoun "i" not capitalized, and
have generic information about his business suchthe use of the word "shall." These are not
as a last name, mailing address, and phonemistakes someone very familiar with the English
number. There is a reason I made these fieldslanguage makes in a business proposal. Why lie to
required in my form. I don't need to know theirme with a very American-sounding name? What
birthdate, social security number, and the firstelse are you hiding? It could be this person is
name of their second cousin, but I do want tonamed "Sam," but given all the other things
know a little bit about them before entering intocombined in the email, I am suspicious. You lie like
this sort of arrangement. Dude, buy me a drink!a rug.
The Compliment...Or Is It?Respecting Yourself In The Morning
I'm glad he found my site "interesting" and thinksThis email was sent to me in hopes my head did
it looks "professional." (I do, too!) Too bad henot contain gray matter. I would put his site on
doesn't specify more directly what my website ismy links page and simply trust that he would
about. His compliment sounds a little too generic,place mine on the amazing pages he gave me. It's
which leads me to believe he doesn't know--ora long time and many spiderings before I realize
care-- what I'm selling. I bet he says that to all hisI've been duped, and good ol' Sam has had the
webmasters.benefit of a good PR site voting for his all that
The "Too Good To Be True" Offertime.
His business has an "add only" policy on PR5 or 6This is an easy fix. Have a guidelines page for
sites? C'mon! Why on earth would anyone wantwhat you want in reciprocal links. Put the link for
to do me the favor of pointing good PR sites toyour guidelines page at the top of your "Links"
mine? What could he possibly get out of that ifpage with a simple, "Click here to submit a link."
there wasn't at least some sort of reciprocalState on the guidelines page on the top, in the
exchange? Does that line really work on anyone?middle, and on the bottom that you won't
The "Reputable" Sitesconsider any requests unless they contain a link
He actually almost had me on this one. I clickedthat shows you where your site is already placed.
through to these sites and saw these areThis will save you time, because you'll know right
reputable firms. CalHealth.org is the Californiaaway if someone respected your hard work
Hospital Association, and they do have a sectionenough to try to do what you wanted. Any link
on their links page for Health Related sites. All ofrequest from then on that doesn't contain this
these sites are top notch hospitals and educationalinformation can be deleted.
institutions. is a site for healthcare businessThen--put this on your calendar in red ink--check
managers. Their links page is also top notch, listingyour backlinks weekly. I just now Googled "check
universities and government agencies. He said hebacklinks" and the search returned many sites
thought my site looked interesting andwhere you can do this for free.
professional, but I'm not so naive as to think IFind another barstool, Creep. This one is taken by
rank with the .govs or .edus. No, you didn't seeanyone but you.